Free Funny Would You Rather Questions for Kids

Welcome to a world of laughter and light-hearted conversations with our array of “Would You Rather” questions tailored just for kids! Perfect for dinner table debates, school icebreakers, birthday parties, sitting around the campfire, or church gatherings, these playful questions are a fun and engaging way to spur children into entertaining chats and strengthening their communication skills!

So, let’s dive into this world of joyful banter and discover the power of ‘Would you rather’ questions to ignite children’s imaginations, one giggle at a time!

Super Silly “Would You Rather” Questions

Would you rather have a pet elephant that could fit in your pocket or a giant pet mouse you could ride on?

Would you rather have the ability to turn yourself invisible, but only when you’re eating, or the ability to fly, but only while singing the “Yankee Doodle”?

Would you rather be able to bounce like a kangaroo everywhere you go or swing from trees like a monkey?

Would you rather have a nose like an elephant trunk or a tail like a monkey?

Would you rather have a pet dinosaur or a pet dragon?

Would you rather get tackled by a pack of adorable puppies or have a flock of ducklings follow you everywhere you go?

Would you rather only be able to whisper everything or have to sing everything you say?

Would you rather sneeze confetti or hiccup bubbles?

Would you rather have rainbow-colored teeth that change color every day or have hair that lights up when you’re happy?

Would you rather sleepwalk every night and wake up in strange places or sleep-talk and reveal your deepest secrets?

“Would You Rather” Questions about School

Would you rather do math homework for an hour or clean the school bathrooms for an hour?

Would you rather be the teacher for a day or the school principal for a day?

Would you rather have to wear a clown costume to school every day or have to sing everything you want to say in class?

Would you rather have a dinosaur as your teacher or a robot?

Would you rather have to write everything with your non-dominant hand for a day or have to write with a giant pencil?

Would you rather have lunch with your favorite book character at school or play a game of soccer with your favorite sports star?

Would you rather go to school on a flying carpet or in a submarine?

Would you rather eat your lunch in the school library or in the playground?

Would you rather have an extra-long summer break but no other holidays throughout the year, or have shorter summers but more vacation days spread out?

Would you rather have the ability to become invisible during a test or be able to fly during recess?

“Would You Rather” Questions about Food & Snacks

Would you rather eat spaghetti with maple syrup like Buddy the Elf or a Krabby Patty from SpongeBob SquarePants?

Would you rather have a pet made of chocolate that you could nibble on, or a pet made of fruit that could provide you with fresh fruit every day?

Would you rather be able to make popcorn appear out of thin air whenever you’re hungry, or have an unlimited supply of your favorite juice?

Would you rather eat a pizza topped with candy or a candy bar stuffed with cheese?

Would you rather drink a glass of ketchup or eat a bowl of ice cream with soy sauce?

Would you rather eat birthday cake for every meal for a week or have to eat broccoli with every meal for a month?

Would you rather have donuts for fingers or sausages for toes?

Would you rather live in a house made of marshmallows or a castle made of cheese?

Would you rather have a machine that makes an endless amount of ice cream or a tree that grows all types of candy?

Would you rather only eat food that’s too hot or too cold?

“Would You Rather” Questions about TV & Movies

Would you rather live in the colorful world of “SpongeBob SquarePants” or embark on adventures with Dora the Explorer?

Would you rather have Olaf from “Frozen” as your best friend or the Genie from “Aladdin”?

Would you rather be a Paw Patrol pup and save the day or be a student at Hogwarts School in “Harry Potter”?

Would you rather have a lightsaber from “Star Wars” or a wand from “Harry Potter”?

Would you rather talk to animals like Dr. Dolittle or be able to change your shape like the characters in “Transformers”?

Would you rather go to school with Charlie Brown and Snoopy or Phineas and Ferb?

Would you rather be a superhero like “The Incredibles” or a detective like Scooby-Doo and his gang?

Would you rather live in the Mushroom Kingdom from “Super Mario” or the Bikini Bottom from “SpongeBob SquarePants”?

Would you rather be part of the Toy Story gang or a racer in “Cars”?

Would you rather be a student at Monster University or a dragon trainer at the Viking Village in “How to Train Your Dragon”?

Printable “Would You Rather” Questions for Kids

Experience a new world of laughter and engagement with our delightful set of printable “Would You Rather” questions for kids! Specially crafted to spark joy, these cards hold a treasure trove of hilarious scenarios and whimsical dilemmas, prompting children to think creatively and communicate effectively. Whether they’re bouncing like kangaroos or selecting imaginary superpowers, each question opens a door to a world of imagination and conversation.

These questions are perfect for family gatherings, free time at school, church & youth group events, and even sleepovers with friends! Just download, print, and you’re ready for endless fun. No more scrambling for entertainment ideas; simply pull out a card and watch the room light up with laughter and conversation.

Available for purchase on our Etsy shop, this collection of 80 “Would You Rather” questions is a valuable resource for any parent, teacher, or caretaker. Not only do they encourage lively discussions and boost children’s confidence in expressing their thoughts, but they also serve as a perfect tool to strengthen bonds and create memorable moments. Let the giggles begin!

More Printable Fun for Kids!

If you’re looking for even more things to do with the kids, check out these other fun printable games for kids!

Kid-Edition Charades

Introducing our beautifully designed, kid-friendly Charades Game – a fun-filled activity that promises excitement and laughter! Each card in this set is thoughtfully crafted with vibrant images accompanying the words, allowing even the youngest players who are yet to master reading to participate fully. Just print the cards and let the amusement begin!

Ideal for family game nights, school activities, or parties, this game encourages creativity, improves communication skills, and sparks joy in every round. Available on our Etsy shop, our Printable Charades Game for Kids offers a lively, inclusive play experience, making it a must-have tool for fun-filled, educational entertainment.

Kid-Edition 5-Second Game

Get ready for lightning-fast fun with our Printable “5 Second” Game for Kids! This exciting game challenges children to think on their feet as they strive to list three items in a category in just five seconds. With categories curated for kids, it’s an engaging blend of quick thinking and fast talking.

Not only does this game stimulate creativity and enhance cognitive speed, but it also guarantees a room full of laughter and friendly competition. This printable game is a dynamic addition to any family game night, school activity, or kids’ party. Get ready, get set, and quick – your five seconds starts now!

Kid-Edition Friendly Feud

Bring the excitement of a classic TV game show right to your living room with our Printable Kid-Edition Friendly Feud Game! Perfectly tailored for youngsters, this game poses engaging, age-appropriate questions that are sure to stoke friendly competition and provoke bouts of laughter. Each printable card comes with a question and top answers, providing everything you need for a fun-filled Family Feud-style experience.

Ideal for family game nights, parties, or school activities, this game not only facilitates learning and quick thinking but also promotes teamwork and family bonding. Available on our Etsy shop, the Kid-Edition Friendly Feud is a sure-fire recipe for unforgettable fun!