Christmas is here! It’s the only season that promises happiness and laughter for everyone. There are a thousand ways through which Christmas offers laughter and joy to all. Bonding with your family and friends after a long time is probably the best joy of all joys Christmas offers.
A reunion with family or friends on Christmas is all about love, laughter, and memories. There are a lot of things you can do to give cheer and make a Christmas reunion joyful, but telling Christmas jokes always comes on the top of that to-do list. It’s a great way to bond with one another while making everyone laugh. If you didn’t know yet, kids love Christmas knock-knock jokes.
You will find a bundle of the funniest Christmas jokes for kids that would give them the giggles in the later sections of this article. Create memories that will last forever with these knock-knock jokes this Christmas season.
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Christmas Knock-Knock Jokes For Kids
There’s something about knock-knock jokes that never fail to get the best giggles out of kids. Good knock-knock jokes can brighten up not only kids’ but anyone’s day. The thing which makes them so lovable is their predictability and surprise. We know their format, but not the jokes coming our way.
Anyone can make up their own knock-knock jokes. So, for sure you would keep listening to unique knock-knock jokes compared to the other kinds, which are prone to be copied by people.
This Christmas, you would probably be listening to quite a few knock-knock jokes from your family and friends. In case you think you’re out of knock-knock jokes, we have prepared a collection of original and unique Christmas knock-knock jokes for you.
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Holly.
Holly who?
Holly days are here!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule be sorry if you don’t show up for Christmas!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Coal.
Coal who?
Coal me when Santa arrives!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Donut.
Donut who?
Donut open the Christmas gifts without me!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Kenya.
Kenya who?
Kenya get me a Christmas cookie?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Chris.
Chris who?
Christmas!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Kant.
Kent who?
Kant wait any longer for Santa Claus!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Eyewash.
Eyewash who?
Eyewash you a merry Christmas!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Ave.
Ave who?
Ave you been good this year?
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Art.
Art who?
Art you ready for the best Christmas ever?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Heaven.
Heaven who?
Heaven had a Christmas like this for long!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Ho Ho.
Ho Ho who?
You need to improve your Santa Claus impressions!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ho Ho.
Ho Ho who?
If you want to be Santa at the mall, practice a bit more!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Sue.
Sue who?
Sue what gift do you want this Christmas from Santa?
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Honda.
Honda who?
“Merry Christmas… Honda Happy New Year!”
Christmas Riddles for Kids
Who doesn’t know that kids love riddles? It’s the curiosity about every little new thing in their minds, which makes the riddles interesting and fun for them. Riddles are a kind of joke with funny answers, and Christmas is a fun season for kids. What else than riddles could make it much more fun for them.
Kids’ riddles are the perfect brain teasers this Christmas season. They like it when you challenge their minds with riddles they haven’t heard before. You can ask a few Christmas riddles to the kids during this Christmas reunion, and witness the making of lifelong memories.
We have a collection of Christmas riddles for kids, with the answers having everything to do with Christmas. You will find everything from easy to hard, and strange to funny here. We hope you enjoy these.
Garland, lights, and balls
They all can be seen
Once they’re hung up
On this evergreen.
Answer: A Christmas Tree
If a Lion makes a Christmas music album, what would be the name of this album?
Answer: Jungle Bells
Santa Clause had a problem in his leg, and he was not able to walk. He asked his doctor for something to help him to walk again. What do you think the doctor gave him that helped him walk again?
Answer: Christmas Tree
What do you get when you mix an apple with a Christmas tree?
Answer: A Pineapple
What do elves learn in school?
Answer: The elf-abet
Where does the mistletoe go to become popular?
Answer: “Holly” wood
Santa is so good at karate. Why?
Answer: Because he has a Black Belt.
How will you know that Santa is in the room?
Answer: You can sense his presents
What does the reindeer say when he sees an elf?
Answer: Nothing, reindeers can’t talk
What do you call Santa Claus when he doesn’t move at all?
Answer: Santa-pause
Do you know who is my favorite king?
Answer: Christmas stocking
Where does Thanksgiving come after Christmas?
Answer: In the dictionary
Why is turkey never hungry during Christmas?
Answer: Because it’s always stuffed
Mummies like Christmas so much because of what?
Answer: Because of the wrapping
Which one of Santa’s reindeer can you see in outer space?
Answer: Comet
Which one of Santa’s reindeer needs to mind his manners?
Answer: “Rude”-olph
What does Santa say when he doesn’t feel good?
Answer: OH OH OH!
What has 2 arms, 9 heads, and 34 legs?
Answer: Santa Claus and his reindeers
What does one ho plus two ho make?
Answer: HO HO HO!
What is Santa’s favorite hard candy?
Answer: Jolly Ranchers!
Where does Frosty keep his money?
Answer: In a snow bank!
What’s Santa’s favorite gardening tool?
Answer: The ho-ho-hoe!
How can you tell when Santa is in the house?
Answer: You can really feel his presents!
If Santa was a detective, what would his name be?
Answer: Santa Clues!
What’s a snowman’s favorite leafy veggie?
Answer: Iceberg lettuce!
What do gingerbread men sleep on?
Answer: Cookie sheets!
What’s a snowman’s favorite part of a cake?
Answer: Frosting!
Why was the snowman frustrated?
Answer: All he could smell was carrots!
What happens when the snowman tries to tan?
Answer: He turns into carrot soup!
Why did the donkeys have a Christmas party?
Answer: To show their muletide spirit!
Why does Santa go down chimneys?
Answer: I don’t know, he does whatever soots him!
Why didn’t Santa make the football team?
Answer: He kept getting sacked!
Why did Santa always get straight A’s in school?
Answer: He was always present!
How many elves make presents?
Answer: It depends on how many kids are good each year!
Why was Mr. Snowman mad at Mrs. Snowman?
Answer: She kept on pushing his buttons!
What ship did Santa come to America on?
Answer: The Santa Maria!
What do you call a snowy area with no population?
Answer: Snowman’s land!
What is a snowbirds favorite holiday drink?
Answer: Eggnog!
Christmas One-Liners for Kids
A one-liner is a clever statement in just one sentence. This is also a kind of joke, which makes people around you laugh. If you give it some thought, you can come up with your own Christmas one-liners to surprise everyone during the Christmas party.
We have some of the best one-liners related to Christmas that you can use to be the life of the party, and make everyone laugh..
- When I asked my wife what she wants for Christmas, she answered that nothing would make her feel happier than a diamond necklace, so I bought her nothing.
- The best way to get a puppy on Christmas is to beg for a baby brother.
- Santa is definitely a man because women don’t wear the same dress every year.
- The three stages of a man’s life: He believes in Santa. He doesn’t believe in Santa. He is Santa.
- A broken drum is the best Christmas present. You can’t beat it.
- When Santa runs out of money, he is Saint nickel-less.
- Are you jingle bells? You look like you’ll go all the way.
- Your mom is so fat that I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it’s still printing.
- When Christmas arrived, Adam said to his wife, “It’s Christmas, Eve!”.
- Santa’s reindeer fly because they drink Red Bull and it gives you wings.
- I hate Santa. I buy all the gifts and he gets the credit for them.
- Do you think Life Insurance Policy is a bad Christmas gift? Please be honest.
- If you’ve seen Santa, you’ve seen the mall.
- Santa was afraid to go down chimneys this year…turns out he was a bit claustrophobic!
- The Christmas tree had a hard time sewing… it kept dropping its needles!
- Santa got arrested! His charges were stocking, but the cops had no probable claus.
- Elves belong in the North Pole…even their ears are pointed north!
- I tried to borrow a few dollars from an elf. Turns out, he was a little short!
We Wish You a Silly Christmas!
We all know how fun it is to enjoy and laugh with your friends and family, but did you know that laughing has so many benefits for oneself? It works as a medicine for you. It boosts your mood, strengthens your immune system, diminishes pain and kills stress. Good laughter brings your mind and body back into balance very quickly. It helps you connect with others, lightens your burdens, releases anger and helps you forgive sooner.
If laughing is good for you, then you should know that making others laugh is even better. When you make others laugh, you trigger a healthy relationship with everyone around you, and people would start liking you even more. It is a fun, free and easy to use medicine. If you make five people laugh, it means that you are healing five different persons at the same time.
Christmas season is a time of fun and laughter for all. And, Christmas jokes are a fun and easy way to get the laughter rolling during this season because everybody is happy and expects everyone else to be joyful, too.
It’s really easy to make people laugh during Christmas, and what’s the easiest trick to create a moment of laughter? Telling a joke. So, get ready with your favorite jokes this Christmas season, and fill the room with laughter all around!
