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21 Dad Jokes to Tell Your Dad This Father’s Day

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21 Dad Jokes to Tell Your Dad This Father’s Day

Father’s Day is just around the corner, and what better way to honor fatherhood and paternal bonds than by spending the day with them? Camp out or prepare dinner, as you sing along to your dad’s or grandfather’s favorite song. You’ll probably even experience your dad’s infamous jokes. 

Dad jokes are extremely hilarious, yet they can be so bad that we always end up shaking our heads in mortification. To change the game, we have listed different dad jokes you can tell your dad this Father’s Day. You could write some of these dad jokes on your Father’s Day card or make an event out of it by performing the dad jokes ala Stand Up Comedy style.

On this special day, let’s make them smile and laugh out loud, just as much as they do us. 

Below is a list of Dad jokes you can tell on Father’s Day.

Dad Jokes to Tell on Father’s Day 

Professor Kelly called to ask for Michael’s parents.

She asked, “To whom should I speak to, Michael?” I said, “This is my father.”

By Erica Daniels

My son wants 50 percent of my Father’s Day gifts. He says if it weren’t for him, I wouldn’t even be a father.

Happy Fathers Day, Dad! I wouldn’t trade you for anything. Of course, nobody’s offered me anything.

By Melanie White

I asked my Dad to help me with my homework. He said, “Sure, son. That’s a piece of cake.” I said, “No, it’s an assignment.”

Teacher: When is the boiling point reached?

Daughter: When my father sees my report card.

By Erica Daniels

Joe: What does your father do for a living?

Jon: He’s a magician. He performs tricks, like sawing people in half.

Joe: Do you have any brothers or sisters?

Jon: Yep, four half-sisters and a half-brother.

By Jonathan W.

Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag, he replies, “No, just leave it in the carton!” 

By Sara Spicer

My son said, “I’ll call you later.” 

I said, “Don’t call me, later. Call me, Dad.”

A small boy was at the zoo with his father. They were looking at the tigers, and his father was telling him how ferocious they were.

“Daddy, if the tigers got out and ate you up…”

“Yes, son?” the father asked, ready to console him.

“…Which bus would I take home?”

By Gholson D. G.

Question and Answer Dad Jokes

Question: Do Dads have fun on Father’s Day?

Answer: aPARENTly.

By Fun Kids Jokes

Question: When does Father’s Day come before St. Patrick’s Day?

Answer: In the dictionary!

By Fun Kids Jokes

Question: What is Father’s day?

Answer: The day in June when a father remembers he hasn’t yet paid the bills for Mother’s Day.

By Jokes4Us

Question: What treat do dads like for Father’s Day?

Answer: POPsicles.

By Fun Kids Jokes

Question: Why didn’t dad get a Father’s Day gift on time?

Answer: It was chocoLATE.

By Fun Kids Jokes

Question: Why shouldn’t you argue with dad on Father’s Day?

Answer: Because Father Knows Best.

By Fun Kids Jokes

Question: How do dads look on Father’s Day?

Answer: With their eyes.

By Fun Kids Jokes

Question: Why did Luke Skywalker refuse to fight Darth Vader?

Answer: It was Father’s Day.

By Fun Kids Jokes

Question: What kind of music did the kids play for their dad on Father’s Day?

Answer: Pop music.

By Fun Kids Jokes

Question: What does Mexican food do at the beach?

Answer: They burri-toes in the sand!

By Patrick Cloud

Question: Why did the kids give their dad a blanket for Father’s Day?

Answer: Because he was the coolest dad.

By Fun Kids Jokes

Question: Who’s the loudest person on Father’s Day?

Answer: POP!

By Fun Kids Jokes

Joke’s on Dad! 

Did you laugh out loud while reading the jokes? I bet you did! Even though dad jokes can be corny, they are extremely entertaining! There’s just something different with dad jokes than regular jokes. It must be the tell-all sign of your dad grinning before the punch line, and the way he delivered it. We hope you had a fair share of fun and laughing moments. 

These dad jokes are a great way to show how much your Dad means to you. It’ll also help you get to know them a bit closer. You can customize these dad jokes to fit your current situation or make it funnier when delivering your bit, and you can create your own as well.

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